Cheesin'

1. This note proceeds in order of importance of messages from myself and on behalf of people that I know who talk to me:
2. This whole thing started because 500 characters is apparently 80 characters too long for a status and i can’t seem to shorten it. (this could be interesting…you’ll see why if u have the patience to read for 2 minutes) <—-practice reading anything, it will help you in life if you know things about things.

Do you remember those catchy cat food commercials? It started with “meow meow meow meow…etc” blah blah blah blah “please deliver!” Then eventually the ad campaign employed a masculine construction worker who sang the cute cuddly kitten songs, too.

/sidenote:I dislike older cats but  love kittens. Nevertheless, I want to try catfood because of that commercial.

/related- My buddy John Cifelli answered the phone after some of my buddies were discussing this during the super bowl, he said “Hello Mother!” Immediately, my buddy turns to me and goes “Hello Father!”

From there we laugh and continue: “Fleas and Ticks, they really bother!!!”

By Now, you should take two routes:

1) If you’re interested in this stuff, then continue forth.

2) If not, then what I speak is not for you and you do not have to listen to what me and my friends have to say. I’m not at all upset if you leave this note and continue mindlessly creeping on some girl or guy you think is cute that may have winked at you in class. (if you leave now, then i can guarantee he/she will not like you and what you perceived as a wink was actually one of my leghairs in their eye that I placed there because Karma’s a bitch)

/quote: “Life’s a bitch and then ya die, it’s why we get high, cuz you never know when your gna go!”

/note2self- appreciate every second of every day with every person in every situation

• If everyone questioned our everyday life like Larry David from Curb,- who uses the socratic method- then our society would progress and life would be better for us all. Isn’t that the reason for living? (and so you have been taught to question, my little philosopher, simply by my asking you a fundamental question that Plato, and other philosophers have asked concerning our very own souls, duties, and moral obligations to society and to each other as equal human beings. Why might there b a dispute about the reason for our being here between people who have experienced shockingly similar things? Because each of our experiences shapes us, and no two upbringings are the same. Unless your twins which is sick cuz there’s a fucker out there very similar to yourself.

Furthermore if you’re still interested:

After all, each experience we have inevitably shapes us. We can try not to let them have an effect, but even not            letting an experience shape us is influencing us, is it not?. (i’ll tell ya what John Locke and Machiavelli’s views are later      in the semester)

1. THANKS TO: All thte people that were tagged who have helped me come to these conclusions. I tried to vocalize them on our behalves so that some people might actually read things on facebook if credible people endorse things. The best thing to endorse is changing society for the better. Lets force people to hear our humanitarian messages! eyyy? What else ya gotta do ya shmuck?

\quicknote: Shmuck is a yiddish word meaning “big dick.” If you want to really offend someone, call them a         “shmeckle,” instead, which means “small dick.”

QUOTE:

“perfect practice makes perfect” -John Wooden quote probably (not really sure), Yeaaaa he was a beta! Too bad betas fucking suck at every school besides the Betas at Illinois and they will forever suck because their institution is flawed and the individuals in charge are out of touch with reality.

• c00l tr!pp3y Note:

*in the title of this annoying note, I said 500 characters is 80 characters too long for a FB status. That means the maximum, as you are probably aware from past experiences too, is 420. I just find shit n report it for people man. Cause it’s all abouts the good people.

what do you think of the name White Cheddar for my new rap name? I’ve been outta the game for too long.

do you read the bold print? the underlined print? the bullets? every piece of information you can from a document? ahhhh you do!!! well good, because you’re gna hafta use this method of decyphering information in just about every aspect of your life.

If in the end, people seem to enjoy this kind of shit, then I will continue to write and express myself. If not, then I will keep these ideas to the people that hang out with me and not the mass public of facebook.

LEARN HOW 2 use your phones so that you can be effective.

/finalnote- be weary of friend requests from people you do not know and cannot possibly know. especially if they seem fake- just as in real life, chances are they are faker than Pam Anderson’s gorgeous silicone chacha’s. perhaps they are a soliciting rapist or someone who could change your life for the worst (like a fucking NARC ASS COP ASS BITCH!)